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He was one of the last of a dying breed, a proud, flag-waving culvert repairman at the end of an era, confused by a time of finite resources and the declining dignity of physical labor and sweat. She was a tall, long-legged woman with a tiny naked Smurf tattooed between her breasts who subsisted on tobacco smoke and beer. Together they were Earl and Charlene, and this is their story. Hold on, I know what you’re thinking. Not another one of those sappy romance stories designed to titillate women, brow beat men, and bore the living hell out of anyone who doesn’t go all weepy-eyed over daytime soaps, homeless puppies, and sentimental music by Barry Manilow. Wrong! Third Rate Romance is something new and altogether different. It’s a tacky testimonial to bad hangovers, cigarette burns, and anyone who can belch and say their name at the same time.

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The human race had come to an end. That much was certain. Centuries of culture, ingenuity, and bloodshed were all gone. Erased. A mere fabrication of universal imagination.

This was the final campaign for V’ry Captain M’Tal and his crew. A definitive conquering point to his celebrated career. What he didn’t count on was the last stand from a band of beings left on a sloppy little planet called Earth.

M’Tal hated humans. They should have been eradicated by the V’ry onslaught. He would make these humans pay for surviving the V’ry genocide.

There was just one troubling aspect…the survivors weren’t human.

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Sometimes the dead are not easily buried. For almost a hundred and fifty years, the legend of Jonathan and Anna Rose Freeman has titillated the little town of Coventry, Pennsylvania. The property dating back before the Civil War has a new owner. He takes the opportunity to investigate these tales of floating revenants and severed heads. He not only goes to great lengths to uncover the past, but must also seek rational explanations for what is transpiring in and around his home. The information he attains opens his world to yet more mysteries, and to a long dead romance that may yet be filled with unsettled spirits and passionate longing. But what exactly does Anna Rose want from him? Ah, that is the question.

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It’s Halloween, and Vivian is looking forward to a sexy romp with her husband of eight years. The kids are tucked in bed, the bedroom door is locked, the candy’s put away, and Vivian is ready and willing…but Kenny’s Halloween costume is a bit creepy, and he may be taking it too far..

Will the night end in horror, or will a new day show that it was all a dream…a bad dream?

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