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Jake is a middle-aged man who is dissatisfied with his his job and his social life.  Recently divorced, he’s got a laundry list of problems including impotency and male-pattern baldness, but he’s not giving up on love yet.

What he need is a makeover, some class, and a little bit of luck. What follows are adult trendy clothing, adult dating websites, and pick-up lines that Jake can’t quite seem to master. And just when he’s about to give up on love, he meets the woman he knows is the love of his life. Okay, well, he doesn’t actually meet her. She’s on the adult dating website, and she won’t send him a picture.

But Jake is determined to get his own happily, ever after. He just needs to convince his future Mrs. that there really is such a thing.

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